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Patriot Ass starts off looking strong, with some very sexy men in military uniform sucking and fucking the night away. I set off to the member's area, excited to see military ass getting pounded. However, confusion set in the second I logged in. I wasn't on any site called Patriot Ass, I was in someplace completely different. Although I am no stranger to network sites and their respective hub pages, I usually don't expect a site with a full branded tour to not have a member's area of its own. It's actually just a category page, which was not what I was expecting.

Once I had that all figured out, it was time to check out a few videos. There are 58 videos here, although to be honest a few of these come from the same DVD specifically, while others are shot in identical places and sets. Either those ones are scenes as well, or they just really liked fucking in one spot. That would be a bit odd given all of the interesting places that a gay military man could get nasty at. Either that or I'm depressed that there aren't two guys getting freaky on the gun of a tank. I'm not quite sure.

Anyway, back to the videos! Other than the fact that they are rather limited when it comes to locale, and they all seem to have an obsession with red barets, the action isn't bad at all. There were some very well hung men (I mean, my jaw was dropping...and that would be the only way their dick could get in my mouth!) and a lot of them certainly seemed like they could have fit right into the military. The videos are amateur quality, although a bit on the fuzzy side for me. That might just be from the DVD source, however. They have increased the size from the last time we reviewed Patriot Ass, going all the way up to 640x480. They also swapped out all of the wmv and mpg videos for AVI DVIX - so if you don't happen to have that codec already you're going to need to get it.

The site has not updated much since we last saw it, with only around 30 more additions. That's not exactly stellar given a two year period in which to pick it up. I was glad to see that they worked on the size of their videos, but that's really just a bandaid to a bigger problem. There just isn't enough here to keep an uniform porn obsessed person interested - most of the Male Video Network is just general gay porn. That part of things is pretty well updated, but Patriot Ass gets updates in spurts, sometimes with months in between before you get to see anything new. There are also 6 feeds and three exclusive bonus sites, one of which is another uniform site. That's nice, but it really doesn't make up for the rest.

Now I do have to admit that they are at least kind of trying - they have went back and upped the quality on all of their videos, and although you never really know when the updates are coming, they do seem to come eventually. The bad, however, drastically outweighs the good here. The main thing that irks me is the fact that the tour did do a really good job at showing off these guys - but not even pretending to have an actual site for them was just annoying. Patriot Ass had lots of promises that it really didn't keep, so unless there is a drastic turn around or tons of uniformed men falling out of nowhere, you'd be better off elsewhere.

Things we liked:

• nothing..
  

Things we didn't like:

• Not a real site - just a category on a big general site
• Very sporadic updates
• Misleading Tour
• Videos divided up into scenes to bolster numbers
• Very similar sets / locations

Membership prices: ( billing by CCBill  Paycom  )

• Monthly: $29.95 (recurring every 30 days)

Reviewed on 2008-05-01

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