20 Apr 2007
OhMyFuckingCock
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OMFC is the name of this amateur J/O site, and the tour says that it stands for "Oh, My Fucking Cock". There's no fucking going on here, but there's definitely plenty of cock as the guys whip theirs out and stroke them for the camera. The tour doesn't tell us anything about the models nor does the member area. But it's more than obvious that these are real amateur guys. What's more, it's fairly obvious that the photographer and video guy are also amateurs. That works for me. I prefer amateur sites where the guys aren't being intimidated by a small crew or a bunch of professional lighting. Without all that, the guys aren't distracted and can concentrate on what we'd like to see - them jacking off!
There is no actual member area. OMFC members get access to the galleries and movies pages that are linked on the tour and non-members don't. There are a number of links that aren't related to content such as a link to buy OMFC tee shirts, a toy store, a links page and a link to their MySpace page, which also doesn't tell much about the guys. There are no dates on the updates that are shown on the main page but there is a big thumb for each.
OMFC currently offers 9 videos. The videos are WMVs that can be downloaded or streamed. Some are offered in 3 sizes and some in 2. The high quality vids stream at between 512k and 548k and are shown at 480x360 - a pretty good size for that bitrate. The videos are amateur quality, which is no real surprise here. Medium is around 398k at 320x240 and low is shown at 160x120 and around 122k. Low actually looks good when enlarged to 200% and you can see the guys better.
First off, these aren't tiny vids. They range from 10 to 20 minutes, which is mostly stroking and jerking action. The sound is good in the videos - sometimes toogood because in a couple shower scenes, it's like listening to a waterfall. The videos are shot with a hand-held camcorder so expect the occasional shaky hands or to hear the photographer breath every once in a while.
Now let's talk about the guys. They are probably, as already mentioned, amateurs - with one exception. I've seen Braden around in other sites and he's no stranger to showing his cock off for the camera. Still, he's cute and has an unjaded feel as do all the guys inside OMFC. Some of the shower scenes start with the guy in his undies. He gets soaking wet, plays with his rod through his boxers or briefs and then gets naked. A few videos start with the guys talking with the photographer a little in a very casual way but most of each movie shows each guy stroking his hard cock and getting himself off. And the videos don't instantly end - we get to see the cum and each guy for a few seconds after he shoots his load.
The galleries section includes 10 photo sets. Again there is no description of the scene or the model, which would have been nice somewhere in the site. Although the pics are similar in production value to the videos, these are not photos of the video shoots nor are they the same guys. The pics show the guys dressed, undressing and stroking their cocks. One pic set shows 2 guys in action and the rest are solo. The photos are shown at 800x600 - or 600x800 - and can be viewed as a thumbnailed gallery or a slideshow.
There are 16 feeds in the bonus section, each with 4 full length movies. Each feed is a different niche - there are twinks, bareback, latinos, straight guys and so on. These are fairly good feeds that update once a month but chances are if you've joined a few sites, you've seen them before. OMFC also has a message board (called Oh My Fucking Message Board) but so far no messages.
The real downside I see here might not bother a lot of people. It shows in the fact that there's nothing about the models in their site and if you go to their MySpace page, you won't find anything about the models, either - they're excited about their site itself. Yet it's the models we're here to see. I'd like to know something about each guy. Was this his first video? Was he nervous? Is he married with 3 kids? Does he hope to be a pornstar? This sort of stuff as well as letting us know a little about the photographer would go a long way.
OMFC has a small collection of pretty good amateur movies of amateur guys jacking off and showering. Since OMFC doesn't date new updates and there's no kind of info about the shoots or the models, the site has an impersonal feel and leaves us a little unsure what's what. For example, I was surprised that the pics weren't pics of the guys in the videos and I have no idea whether the guys are gay, bi or straight or how they were recruited. Also I think selling tee shirts is premature till the site finds its personality. Since the subscription price is reasonable and the content is pretty good, why not check out OMFC and see what you think!
Things we liked:
- Exclusive content
- Videos are downloadable
- No DRM used
Things we didn't like:
- No dates on updates
- Site needs growth
- Site lacks a sense of personality
- Forum and personals are empty of real posts
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Membership prices (Independent )
$17.95 / 30 days, recurring at $11.95
$34.95 / 90 days, non recurring
$6.95 / 7 days trial, non recurring

Bert | 24 Oct 2007
My rating:
Guess we get what we get, for the price paid. Not sure it works for me really. Sure it has that amateur feel to it, but it just doesn't seem to deliver.
Have to agree, like to know if the guy wanking is gay, bi, or just for hire. Would help to know more about them, to get a feel for them, though some of the action was not bad.
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