10 Jun 2007
Muscle Worship
site reviews > Muscle & Jocks > Muscle Worship
When I first reviewed Muscle Worship a couple years ago, I couldn't believe my good luck. The men on this site are not your average hunks - they are huge and muscular bodybuilders who are big enough to stop traffic when they walk down the street. The Muscle Worship models are mostly jaw-droppingly big, the kind of guys you see in muscle magazines. The big difference here is that you see these men in action. Some talk to you as they flex their big guns and some stroke their hard cocks to a climax on video. The tour isn't exactly well organized, but who cares when there's so much incredible muscle to check out!
The member area of Muscle Worship is pretty simple and direct. If anything, it's easier to find your way around than it was 2 years ago. There are navigation links across the top of the page and below them is the latest update. You'll find him on the left under the words "new this week". On his right are a coming attraction and 2 men from the archives. These men are big, buff and built - so far, the site is living up to the tour.
There are a couple things missing inside the member area that were there before. Some of the videos used to have galleries of pics taken during the shoots. I could not find any of the pic sets - they seem to have been removed completely, which is a shame. Also he site does not seem to have grown much, and some of the videos seem to be gone. This could partly be from a recent server crash and hopefully they will be re-adding those videos soon.
One more thing worth mentioning here is that the older vids aren't exclusive vids and don't really fit the format of the rest of the site. They are smallish low quality clips that belong to other studios. Often the page those videos are on tries to get you to buy those videos, and other times they review them. But not to worry - by the time you've past videos 1 - 80, you are mostly seeing either Muscle Worship content or content shot for the other sites belonging to the same owner.
The Muscle Videos link takes you to the most recent of 23 pages, each with links to 20 videos. The videos are listed by small preview thumbs so you can get a look at each of the models. Even the smallish size of the thumbs can't hide the size of these massive muscle men. Their treetrunk legs and incredible arms stand out on the page, and there are only a few guys who aren't competition quality. And then there's Zeb Atlas.
Zeb Atlas appears in several of the videos, and he's every bit as hot as I remembered him. His extremely muscular body combined with that sexuality that he's known for make him a perfect model for a site like this. His videos are stunning, not only because of his huge physique and sensual moves but also because the lighting is perfect.
The Muscle Worship videos are all Quicktime, and except for the oldest, which are shown at 320x240, most of the vids are shown at 640x480 and a few even larger. Some are good quality where some don't play as smoothly. The sound on the videos is sometimes great and sometimes there IS no sound at all. Also some vids have music where others let us hear the natural sounds in the room. The videos are embedded on a page, and as often happens with Quicktime, once in a while after watching several videos my browser would shut down. I just kept opening it back up and logging back in with no problem.
One of my favorite muscle videos is Seraphim's, listed on page 361-380. Even though it appears someone forgot the sound in this video, this model was so big and burly and just plain hot that I didn't care. This man has got to have the biggest arms I've ever seen. And his pecs, his delts, his obliques - when this oiled and hulking muscle monster flexes his entire body, I found myself holding my breath. And when he flexed those huge thighs - wow! Even though you can't hear him, Seraphim is obviously demanding and dominating and this video is mind-blowing.
There are some other sections beside the muscle videos. The Dark Side is where you can find drawings, videos and stories of muscle and bondage/bdsm. Muscle Art is a collection of drawings, paintings and other art depicting muscular males. The Erotic Muscle Stories are full of various muscle tales and once there, you can find your way around via the dropdown on the upper left.
The Stud O' the Week section lists a different muscle model for each week from Nov 2003 to March 2005, but has not been updated since. While this could have been a cool section, some of the video pages are missing. The ones that are there show broadband-only movies of each guy.
The last three sections of Muscle Worship are the Muscle Worship Store where you can buy videos of the models, the forum and Muscle Marginalia. Muscle Marginalia has 11 sections including some vintage muscle videos (although Sextette is missing), photo collections, outtakes, an interview with a muscle hustler. The forum is not all that busy but it's probably worth a look to see what other members think of all this glorious beefcake.
Muscle Worship has a great video collection of some of the biggest oiled-up muscle men I've seen on the web. All the newer videos are nice and large for broadband users and also have a dialup link for those on slower connections. The videos are Quicktime format and vary in quality. Some have no sound and some play less smoothly than others but don't let this disuade you if you really love bodybuilders in tiny posing trunks - or less. A lot of the movies here are the best I've seen anywhere, even with a few issues. If you want to see truly massive muscle guys flexing and stroking their cocks, be sure and check out Muscle Worship! You'll be glad you did.
Things we liked:
- Mostly exclusive content
- Huge bodybuilders
- Large video collection
Things we didn't like:
- Site is poorly organized
- Videos not offered for download
- Stud O' the Week section no longer updates
- Oldest vids are from other companies and are there to sell videos
Click here to visit Muscle Worship
Membership prices ( CCBill )
- Monthly: $29.95 (recurring)
- Quarterly: $69.96 (non recurring)
- Half year: $119.00 (6 months, non recurring)
- Yearly: $199.00 (1 year, non recurring)
muscle worshipper | 16 Nov 2008
My rating:
This site is the place for the best and hottest muscle worship clips on the Web. The guys are huge, handsome (no pretty boys here) and wear some hot gear too.
Usually a join for a month, wait sometime and then join again, that way I have more videos to view and download (you can download the clips if you know how to ;-).
John | 07 Jan 2008
My rating:
Musclemen are certainly attention-getters. Men all want to be them, and women all want to screw them---especially the type of guys on this site. We're not talking about your average athletic guy who works out at the gym now and then here. These boys are pumped SOLID and HUGE, lean and ripped to shreds, and many are of the professional bodybuilder ilk.
Even so, I differ. I'm not Diana Ross, and I don't want muscles. At least, not when they're this big. Guys this size are great to look at but way too bulky and cumbersome to fuck in bed (or anyplace else for that matter), and I know because I've been there and done that---more than a few times.
However, if you're into watching big muscle guys flex and stroke you can't go wrong with this site because it delivers exactly what it promises. One reason I've never found this genre too fascinating is because its more fantasy than porn. Many of the models who appear on these types of sites are straight, a few are bisexual, and a tiny few are actually gay. That being said, you won't find many of them in hardcore gay scenes anywhere because they're more about showing off what they've got rather than sex. Therefore, the solo cumshots at the end of most of their 'adult' videos is as hardcore as you're ever going to see. However, I suppose its the hardcore stuff that we wish for yet never see that heightens the fantasy and keeps us looking. Kinda like getting off on a visual of a hot guy's bulge through his underwear, without ever actually even seeing his cock.
This, is unfortunate, because muscleman sex is HOT to watch!!! Think back to the glory days of the classic Colt, Falcon, and Fox studio productions when big muscle porn stars like Tom LeDuc, et al used to do awesome flip flop fuck scenes in front of the cameras... Well, those days are long gone. And most of the muscle dudes who appear in big budget studio porn these days pale in comparison to some of those guys from the old days. But, I digress...
Some of the guys on Muscle Worship are really into themselves and it suits them. It just wouldn't be cool to look that hot and not have an attitude to complement it. But, what the fuck! If I looked like any of the guys on this site I'd want to show it all off, too. If you're into muscles this site is a must see! They do have a very nice collection of videos featuring some really HOT boys. Some of these guys register a perfect '10' on the scale. Others are not so great looking but still have some jaw-dropping pecs, abs, cocks, and asses---amazingly awesome man-candy that will keep you jerking for hours. The important thing to remember is that this is not a site of young prettyboys, just a site featuring men with beautiful, muscular bodies posing, stripping, and stroking.
The content on Muscle Worship is not the worn-out, leased material you'll find on similar sites. These vids and DVDs are high quality and original. But, if you're expecting the Tom of Finland type of gay muscle porn you won't find it here.
A very good site, although they could have done a better job with the tour. They really should have original photography of the models on the tour pages instead of pictures of the DVD box covers. Still, It gives a pretty accurate description of what's inside the site but it could be hotter. Would have given it 5 stars if they had some hot hardcore content on there.
MuscleFred | 19 Jul 2007
My rating:
Good site! Has been in business for a while and the quality is getting better.
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