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Latino Exposed

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Reviewed on 09 May 2007

It's been said that what people choose to eat is indicative of their personalities - the banal nature of the health nut is made apparent by their consumption of flavorless mush; the gluttonous makeup of the obese is displayed by their frequent visits to all-you-can-eat buffets. When it comes to spicy food lovers, though, the only thing that burns hotter than the roofs of their mouths is the fire of their passionate dispositions. All you hot blooded gourmands who love spicy food and spicy men, listen up - Latino Exposed may be just what you're looking for. Latino Exposed bills itself as "the best source for the hottest all male Latino hardcore," and promises "hours of XXX videos featuring the hottest Latino men sucking, licking, and fucking tight Spanish assholes." It may sound like your cup of Sangria, but is it bien o mal (Spanish for 'good or bad,' for all you gringos)?

Design wise, the main page of Latino Exposed is pretty impressive - the layout is smooth, modern and decidedly user-friendly. Site stats are printed on the right hand side of the page - the archives of Latino Exposed contain an impressive 1929 DVDs (which equate to 3156 hours and 25 minutes of footage) and 1,871,251 photos, not to mention the 98 bonus sites your membership allegedly nets you. The left hand side of the page links to "my favorites" (a page where you can save your top scenes, DVDs, DVD series, actors and bonus sites), latest updates, featured series, videos, picture galleries, a model index, live webcams, bonus sites, a "sex finder" (basically a link to Fling.com) and a toy shop (again, another external link). Thumbnails of featured and popular scenes are also prominently featured on the main page.

While the Latino Exposed network is updated on a daily basis, once you actually access the updates page you'll find that none of the most recently added content contains any Latinos at all. Updates are broken up into three sections (gay, straight, and tranny), and it's apparent that the straight area of the site is the only one that's updated with any regularity.

There may well be 1929 DVDs on the Latino Exposed network, but a quick visit to the videos section shows that, curiously, only 49 of them are gay. Movies can be sorted alphabetically and chronologically, but you can't filter out just the Latino clips, meaning that if you want to find Latino content in this section you'll have to scroll through pages upon pages of poorly dubbed, poorly shot generic gay scenes, mostly from ancient amateur pornos. These scenes are presented as 500k, 320x240 WMV files, and range in length from five to thirty minutes.

If you want to separate the wheat from the chaff, the "features series" section of the site is where you'll find purely Latino videos. There are a grand total of eleven 20-30 minute scenes in this section, an enormous disappointment considering that the name of the goddamn site is Latino Exposed, not Generic Gay and Straight Porn Exposed. Each video comes with a gallery of 100+ grainy, shitty 671x467 screenshots, which can't be downloaded as ZIP files or viewed as slideshows (not that you'd want to save these images for posterity or anything). The last update in this section was made in November of 2006 - not really a vote of confidence for new members clamoring for more Latino content. Most of the videos in this section are at least fifteen years old, and a few of 'em don't even have any Latino guys in them.

As with the videos, the picture galleries mostly contain straight images. The straight galleries can be separated by dozens of minute niches (escort/hooker, goth/punk, etc), but the gay galleries (of which there's 212 high-res and 226 screencap sets) are only divided into black, Asian, white and Latin categories. The Latin section contains 42 galleries, each holding 20-100 mostly 533x800 shots (resolution varies, as does the quality of content). All but two of these sets are limp, solo modeling sessions, and a few of the guys in these galleries aren't even Latino.

The model index is useless, since none of the gay actors on the site have been tagged for inclusion. The live cam section is also useless - it's mostly straight, and really is just a front for an external cam site. The same goes for the fourteen (not 98) bonus sites you're given access to - none of them contain any Latino material to speak of.

Basically, Latino Exposed in and of itself is useless. It fulfills none of its promises, provides sub-par content, and, quite simply, just plain sucks. Latino fans, if you don't want to set yourself up for disappointment, do yourself a favor and sign up for a genuine, exclusive, all-Latino site.

Things we liked:

• No DRM used
• Large database of non-gay videos

Things we didn't like:

• Most content isn't latino or even gay
• Site does not update

Membership prices: ( billing by CCBill  Paycom  )

• Trial: $4.99 (recurring at $39.95 every 30 days)
• Monthly: $24.95 (recurring every 30 days)

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