Impossible Gay Cocks says they offer extremely large monster cocks and guys doing their best to take them. The focus was more on dick size than on type of guy or action on our last visit, and it's been more than a year and a half since our last review, so join us as we see what's been happening at Impossible Gay Cocks.
The performers are a mix of Americans and Eastern Europeans including Latinos and a few black men, most in their twenties and early thirties. There are well-built hunks, guys with average bodies, and there are also slender performers as well as some with a few extra pounds on them. Some of the guys have smooth bodies, others are lightly hairy, and you'll find tattooed models as well as guys who aren't inked. There are a few familiar faces, but most are second stringers who never really made more than a handful of movies as well as some amateurs in the mix. Most of the tops do have some extra inches swinging between their thighs, and some of those cocks are nice and fat; I'm happy to report that some are uncut as well.
There are hardcore duos, as well as some threesomes, and there are also some solo sessions thrown into the mix. The action is hot, as the guys seem to be really into it, and many of the scenes start off with a little intro where the guys meet, and sometimes they chat with the director a little before the hung guys surprise the unsuspecting bottoms with their big dicks. Things move pretty fast from there and it doesn't take long before you see the bottoms trying to get their lips around one or more big cocks. And there's lots of fucking. The solo scenes are pretty simple; after stripping for the camera, the guys stroke their cocks, each with their own style.
There are 87 DRM-free videos inside Impossible Gay Cocks, and these are offered in MP4 format. The downloadable versions are offered in two sizes, the larger either at 1280x720 or 640x480, the smaller at 480x270. It's worth noting that each video has two links to smaller MP4s, but in reality both links lead to the same smaller video. Each vid can also be streamed, and these play at 1140x640. There is a series of small screenshots right below the video player, and clicking one takes you to the respective part in the video. The vids are average to good amateur quality with fairly good sound. They're not exclusive - I think they have been pulled from a DVD series.
Impossible Gay Cocks also offers 213 picture sets. The pics are digital stills, some are sized at 1068x1600 and others at 600x800. These are good amateur quality digital stills that are pretty sharp and clear with good colors. You can save individual pictures or you can download full sets in a zip files. By the way, while there's no slideshow feature, the viewer has forward and back controls to allow for pic to pic navigation.
Members get access to a DVD theater with another 1,216 videos. These are older DVDs in a wide variety of niches and feature guys jacking off or sucking and fucking hardcore.
Now let's talk about updates. The site has 87 videos, which is only 14 more than were here when we last reviewed the site in August 2015 -- so much for weekly updates. The videos in the member area are dated, making it appear that they're adding a new one every week, but this isn't the case - if it were there would be around 149 videos by now.
Let's talk about issues, and there are plenty of them. First, the tour promises multiple weekly updates but recycles updates by puttin new dates on old content to make it seem new. It also claims to have "1000s of HD Movies", and this isn't even close to being the case. The tour also claims the site has 17 third-party video plugins, but they no longer exist. I got a pop-up when exiting the join page, and sometimes, but not always, I got another pop-up on the tour. The site offers a trial membership that recurs at $10 more per month than a regular monthly membership. Also trial members get limited access - you can view 10 picture sets and one video, and in order to view more, you would need to upgrade to a full membership.
There are some more things worth mentioning. The site provides no info about the performers at all other than their names, and there are no scene descriptions. While there's a search box, it gives no results; the lack of any descriptions or tags means there's nothing for the search box to actually search. As mentioned, the two smaller MP4 links actually lead to the same video. Many of the videos are actually watermarked with names of other sites from the same company. And finally, two more notes about the content - there are some big cocks here, but I wouldn't say any of them were impossible, and most of the content displayed on the tour is not inside the members area. I saw Jake Bass on the tour and he was nowhere to be found inside.
Impossible Gay Cocks offers well-hung tops getting blowjobs and fucking bottoms who mostly seem to love taking every inch. The performers are average guys, not porn stars or models, although I don't think many are first-timers to porn, and most are pretty well hung - although not impossibly so. There are 87 videos that can be downloaded, streamed or played on most mobiles, and while content quality isn't stellar, it's not bad. There are also 213 picture sets and members get access to a large DVD theater. Unfortunately the site doesn't add new content or live up to it's tour claims, which may be something to consider if you're thinking of buying a membership.