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His First Facial

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Reviewed on 10 May 2007

his first facialUpdated Weekly the site tour says, and hey, you get to see some Exclusive guys getting their first facial of hot cum, and where did I hear that before? Oh, right at Gay Facial XXX which is another site in this company stable of sites.

What is annoying, it is the same site, same models, all 40 of them. Same layout, same everything but just a different site name. Hell even the prices are the same. Bonus sites a bit different, one less I think.

The color is changed but the layout is exact. They might change some of the words around, but hell they use the exact same models in the opening of the site. I mean, at least use different models that the other site doesn't show, but then that takes work.

Where do I begin, maybe that you should save the price of membership? I mean yes, there are good photographs, lots of them and you can go from full sized picture to next, but can you avoid clicking? No.

With the number of photos available, if someone really wanted to be nice, they would simply add a slideshow script or program to let you view the passing shots, while attending to business. The higher quality sites do, this one doesn't. Draw your own conclusion.

Okay so if you haven't seen the other site, is this site managing to carry off the concept? Is it the first facial for these models? I suppose its possible, but given the site tactics, the layout and misleading links for full videos and buying the video, the obvious marketing ploy of having to opt out of joining two other sites, I would tend to not buy into the concept being truthful. My opinion, and yes some of the guys say they have never had a facial, so let's be generous, and say its possible.

his first facialThe photos are good though. I mean they are large enough to get good detail, but its awkward to establish a flow for someone who wants to jerk off to them. Perhaps that is why consumers have opted to pay for video sites more than picture sites.

Easy fix for the site owners, but hey, its more work and some I suppose are only interested in doing the least, for the biggest profit.

Getting to the videos is not hard, once you figure out that you need to click the links in the opening header, not at the splash layout below that leads you to the bonus sites. Not easy getting back to the originating site.

But you get 40 models to choose. Nice thumbnail to help make the selection, and it all ends there. Sure its easy to get to the photos and videos. From that point on, it's a consumer nightmare.

The videos are available in clips only. There is a link to buy the video, and to see it complete, but hey, guess what. It don't go to that. It goes to a PPV site, filled with heterosexual videos and good luck in finding the gay stuff. Misleading at best and rather frustrating as well.

Clips are short, and no natural progression to the next, once more go clicking. The quality is not great in the videos either. Too much wasted time and I suppose you could simply click and pray. There is no scene photos to help show what each clip is about. Again, many of the high end sites do this, and some of the even moderate sites do. This one doesn't bother. Draw your own conclusion here, but let me help.

If it takes more work, it isn't going to show up in these sites. These are done at the minimal effort, minimal quality, and maximum fees.

The sound is hit and miss on most, and in some clips its nothing but, in others it is like maybe your speakers are broken, as it is so silent. In short, continuity doesn't exist here.

his first facialDid I like the videos?

Well, let me just say that I went looking for types that get me horny. Found a couple too, and watched the videos, looked at the photographs. I can say they are hot guys, but I didn't even get semi hard from the video clips. In fact I got bored and while they had nice cocks, not bad asses, it just was a turn off having to click and click and click.

If I could have watched the entire video, or had some indication of what the scenes entailed, maybe then I'd have had a better reaction to them. Can't blame the models, just the makers of the site for how they display their product.

I was going to check out the bonus sites, but decided not to. I figured I might be seeing them in the queue for a review, so passed. I didn't want to have my views tainted by entering them after being at this site.

Now while there are lots of photographs, lots of videos and all, if you take the bonus sites into account, it just isn't enough for me. 40 Models in the site, with photos should be enough, but not in the manner it is presented.

I am a cheap son of a bitch, I like value or at least feel like I got value for my buck. I didn't get even an inkling of value here. Then too, the sign up process also got the blood boiling.

I am totally opposed to the tactic of trying to sneak in an extra charge. Yes, it is visible if you look, but if you don't look, you gonna get charged for two more sites, and it isn't like it automatically expires either. So unless you cancel, you going to get at least one month at two sites that you didn't want. More than likely didn't even know about when you signed up.

That type of marketing, is just wrong, in my personal opinion. At best, its misleading and unethical, but hey, they get away with it.

Bottom line is this, if you want to get access to several cookie cutter sites, for the steep price of $39.95, then yes you should join up to this site. Now if you want to get off, to enjoy some sex and watch decent videos, view decent photographs, and not feel like your wallet was raped, then this isn't the place. In short, not worth the price of admission.

Things we liked:

  • Content shot for the site
  • Good sound
  • Good amateur type models
  • Original promise is fulfilled in vids
  • No DRM used

Things we didn't like:

  • Videos aren't downloadable
  • Misleading full vids link leads to pay per view
  • Limited trial
  • Tons of ads on the member home page
  • Mostly same bonus sites listed under both Videos and Pictures
  • Actual site episodes open in new window
  • Videos not available in full scenes
  • Site no longer updates

Membership prices: ( billing by CCBill  Paycom  )

  • Trial: $4.95 (3 days, recurring at $39.95 every 30 days)
  • Monthly: $39.95 (recurring every 30 days)
  • Quarterly: $69.95 (non recurring)

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User Feedback

curiousmax | 26 Sep 2007

My rating: 2 out of 5 stars

didn't know about the other site, and i hate endless click click. I thought some of the bonus stuff was okay, sort of. for the money, well it wasn't good cock stroking pleasant for me

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Overall Score

Overall 2 out of 5

Needs work!
Videos: Videos rating: 2
Pictures: Pictures rating: 2
Site Size: Size rating 3
Updates: Updates rating: 0
Claims: Claims rating: 2
Navigation: Navigation rating: 3
Value: Value rating: 1
score criteria

Videos

40 vids shot for the site, large vids offered in Quicktime and WMV at 320x240 @ 512k, WMVs are offered stretched to 640x480, 2 smaller sizes, no DRM used, videos are not downloadable, no full scenes offered.

Pictures

40 pic sets corresponding with the videos, size approx 536x800, amateur to good amateur quality, no downloadable zip files or slideshows.

Extras

6 gay bonus reality sites from the same network, 50 bonus sites and feeds in variety of gay, bi and shemale niches.

Issues

Site no longer updates, the "Watch Full-length Movie" links lead to pay per view, trial gives limited content access

"Way too expensive for a site that isn't even updating. " The Best Porn

"On a lot of homosexual internet sites, you never see a face shot, the cum lands on a stomach or on someone's outback. His First Facial gives you what these websites don't - homosexual face shot come-offs. " Porn Inspector

 

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