Hard Up Straight Guys

Hard Up Straight Guys Review

Hard Up Straight Guys features jocks in their twenties and early thirties in that tried and tested theme of a broke guy being willing to humiliate himself for money. The guys here are straight and in really good shape. Some are personal trainers so expected chiseled bodies with carved pecs and washboard abs, and most are smooth and clean shaven. Their physiques are beautiful, but they're not overly bulging like you'd see on the competitive bodybuilding circuit. Some of the guys are tattooed, some heavily. And I'd say they're mostly real amateurs and really straight - they sometimes cringe when the daddy touches their cocks or balls, and they often look truly reluctant and degraded.

In "Kevin Abused for Money," straight guy Kevin is in a hotel room with two daddies. They have him strip, pull a knit cap over his eyes, and bend him over a stool so his ass is exposed. The daddies take turns fingering Kevin's hole, first without lube. Then a cord is wrapped over the back of Kevin's neck and tied to his cock, so it holds his dick standing. One of the men gives Kevin's balls a little whack with a riding crop; he cringes, then the first daddy holds Kevin's dick and balls while the other gives them a few more whacks. They spread Kevin's butt cheeks to show off his pucker, and the insides of his cheeks are given some whacks. It's humiliating and painful, and Kevin doesn't look happy, although at times his cock is hard.

The latest video is called "Straight Ball Crush." Straight guy Mark is slim and very fit with short hair. He stands naked in front of a fully dressed daddy wearing glasses who reaches over and crushes his balls, squeezing and squashing them quite painfully; Mark grimaces and turns red from the pain. Mark gasps, and as his torment continues, he starts to cry from the pain as the daddy dom keeps a firm punishing hand on his balls. His knees start to buckle, and he's pulled onto Daddy's lap and the ball torture continues. This session is not only a test of Mark's endurance, it's humiliating, but once the pain gets too great, he's probably not worrying about that.

"Derek - Part 3," one of the daddies has Derek suck on a dildo, which he does clumsily, then shoves it to the back of his throat. This straight guy sure can't take much before he gags. The dildo is lubed up, placed on a stool, and Derek has to sit on it till it's fully impaled in his ass, it's not a huge dildo, but it seems to be all he can handle. He strokes his cock as ordered, till he shoots his load into the daddy's hand, and as further humiliation, he has to lap up his own cum. We get to watch Derek dress afterward.

Hard Up Straight Guys now offers 263 exclusive video updates; 232 are in the "Recent Updates" section, and there are 32 older videos in the archive. All the recent videos are MP4s, the larger sized at 1280x720 plus a smaller size at about 720x406 good for mobiles and those on slower connections. The newest videos come with a third version that's also 1280x720, but at lower quality. The mobile versions of the older recent videos are the same as the SD videos. These videos are good amateur quality, and the larger size enlarges to full screen pretty well, although those on large monitors may see some quality loss. Older videos are offered in three qualities at 720x406 in M4V and MP4 formats. The site doesn't offer streaming videos, but I was able to play the videos without downloading them on my phone and desktop.

Each episode has a picture set. The pics are average to good amateur quality screencaps that are about the same size as the smaller videos, sized at 720x406. You can view individual pictures, and you can navigate from pic to pic easily; you can also view entire sets as hands-free slideshows. To save an individual pic, right-click a thumb and choose "Save link as." There are around 12 to over 30 pictures in each set. By the way, the thumbs are tiny - I'd love to see them at least at double their current size.

Hard Up Straight Guys continues to update every Friday with part of a video, each of which is now a third - or occasionally a quarter - of a full scene (the older vids are half). While the site used to alternate guys in the updates, they now add all three of each guy's videos in a row, so you can usually expect one and a third full scenes to be added each month in four updates.

Let's talk about issues and quirks. The site has no dedicated members area; you click on a video on the tour to be taken to the full member episodes. The "Recent Updates" section is a single extremely long page with 231 videos; the site would be easier to navigate if they listed, say, 50 videos per page. I'd have really liked to see streaming videos offered, larger thumbs, and longer scene descriptions, but these aren't real deal breakers. Since each update is only part of a full scene, it's hard to know exactly how many full episode there are, but I believe there are about 114 full scenes at the moment. My last complaint is that only the older episodes have model profiles; I'd like to see them for the newer episodes as well.

Hard Up Straight Guys gives us the opportunity to watch athletic jocks and hunks naked or stripping down and doing things they would never do if they didn't need the money. And each guy doesn't go through the exact same routine, either, so there's nice variety including some bondage and pain. Many of the guys have to jack their hard cocks and shoot loads of jizz, and what happens next depends on the guy. There are 263 video updates, each a part of a full scene, and the site adds a new part every Friday. If you love real straight guys with hot bodies reluctantly exposing their asses, taking their first fingers and dildos, a little bondage, CBT, and more, chances are you'll enjoy Hard Up Straight Guy - I know I did!

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