Crotch Buffet
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The tour of Crotch Buffet has a page topper featuring a hot male body playing with various fruits. The text on the left side talks about voyeurs and exhibitionists but the content shown on the tour is horny guys in solo pics, plus plenty of twosomes and threesomes. There's plenty of sucking, some fucking and cumshots shown here, and if you love watching men in action, that's good news.
The member area is very easy to use. There are navigation links running across the top of the page. You'll find a link to videos, pictures, bonus sites, extras and support. There's also some ads if you click the Friends link. The latest vids are shown on the left side of the page and one important issue here is that there are no update dates listed for the updates, making it impossible to tell if the site updates. There is an ad for live cams on the right. I checked the live cams pages and you must at least sign up before even using the free part of the cams, which is only text in any case.
The best thing about Crotch Buffet is the video on the high speed page called Full Scene. These movies are WMVs shown at a full 720x480 with an impressive bitrate of around 2 Mbps. What that means is these are big, high quality vids - not HD quality, but approaching actual DVD quality. If you go full screen with these videos, you will see very little loss of quality compared to most vids. The sound is good, the videos play smoothly and don't use DRM. If you like to save porn movies to your harddrive, these are the kind of quality you'll want to add to your collection because - yes - these movies can be downloaded as well as streamed.
Those on slower connections - whether DSL, cable, ISDN or dialup - will be happy to know that Crotch Buffet offers 3 more speeds of WMVs including a pretty good 480x360 sized one with a bitrate of just over 700k and 2 speeds suitable for dialup users. There are also 2 MPG versions for Mac users and MPG loverd - one at 650k and at 350k.
What seems to be the 8 most recent videos on Crotch Buffet are solo and mostly are average guys that the site calls twinks. I wouldn't consider these 8 models to be twinks - they don't have the cute factor, and I suspect some are older than 25. Other than those 8, there is only 1 more solo video in the entire site, so it appears that this site shifted focus after it got started. The rest of the sets show horny guys hungry for cock doing each other in what looks like hotel rooms. There's no particular look here - there are athletic guys, muscular guys and some average guys, as well. There's also a couple threesomes, a 5 guy bang-a-thon and a several parter featuring what the site refers to as an "orgy" that seems to be 4 guys.
For those who like pics, there is a set of vidcaps that come with each video. There is also a pictures section inside Crotch Buffet, but this section contains only 6 photo sets, all of a hot and muscular guy named Benoit Lapierre. They're pretty nice pics but I suspect that they're all from a single photo shoot, and they're definitely all solo.
Members of Crotch Buffet get access to 7 more gay sites, 4 of which are twink sites, as well as access to 1 bi site. Most of these sites, which are in the same network, have similar quaility content and definitely add value for members. There are also 15 leased bonus sites available on the Extras page, but I was unable to access them, possibly because I'm using a reviewer login.
Here are the issues that may be of concern. Beside the fact that there are no update dates, the trial here is a limited trial, which means trial members do not get access to all the features inside the site. The join page of the site makes some claims that probably refers only to the network including "exclusive content updated daily" and "Exclusive live shows". While the network sites may offer daily updates, Crotch Buffet does not update every day. I also didn't see any live feeds that members could use without signing up.
Crotch Buffet offers 52 hardcore and solo videos, each offered in WMV and MPG, each vid including a high quality 2000k bitrate full downloadable version as well as several lower speed versions. There are vidcaps of each scene plus 6 pic sets of one model. Full month members also get access to 7 more gay sites, 1 bi site and 15 leased feeds. The site has updated with 15 videos in the last 20 weeks. While I prefer my sites to have a little more personality or a theme, if you're just in the mood to browse 8 gay porn sites and download some high quality movies, Crotch Buffet is worth a visit.
Things we liked:
- Content is downloadable
- Good sound
- Good quality full scenes
- Dialup clips for those who need them
- No DRM used
- Some good network bonus sites
Things we didn't like:
- Site updates around 3 times a month
- Need more sets of high quality pics
- Live feeds require you pay for video chat
- Live feed is same feed found on many sites
Membership prices: ( billing by CCBill Paycom )
- Trial: $2.95 (3 days recurring at $29.95 monthly)
- Monthly: $29.95 (recurring)
- Quarterly: $59.95 (recurring)
Reviewed on 2007-08-20
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Charlie | 18 Mar 2007
My rating:
This site on its own isnt worth the money, but you do get access to 5 (and some straight sites) other sites including Twinkboardingschool and Boyscasting which actually are quite good! Atleast all in all there is a lot to check out, just not on this one single site.
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