This is what he always looked like under that tweed jacket. He had those cute chalk stains on his crotch, which busted him to everyone as what they used to call a "self toucher." And he used his hair to teach everyone that a squared plus b squared equals horrible hair. You will never forget him, your high school math teacher and the creepiest Statue of Liberty field trip chaperone ever.
Breaking News: The janitor took the picture.