happy naked guy

I am desperate to know why this guy is so fucking happy. Maybe because:

  • He finally was naked enough outside to get rid of his pesky tan line that always lost him his nudist cred.
  • He won a subscription to Marie Claire, the slightly thinking woman's fashion magazine.
  • He finally accepted his obesity and self-acceptance is powerful.
  • He color coordinated his watch, sneakers and buttplug.
  • Miley Cyrus is dead.

You should never trust a happy guy. Ask yourself who he stepped on to make himself happy. Maybe it was you. But I digress.

Maybe he's just happy and a nice guy and likes the outdoors and whoever is taking the picture is a happy, naked guy too. Now what the fuck's up with that?

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