When hiring a contractor, here are some factors to consider:

  • Will he show up on time?
  • Does he know what a hammer is?
  • Can he hold a cup?
  • Does he wear stubble well?
  • Will he forget to wear his pants?
  • Does he moonlight as a triathlete?
  • Is his dick long and thick when soft?
  • Will he let you tip him with your body?
  • Does he care about doing a good job?
  • Does he have good recommendations on Yelp?

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