balcony erection

Here are my guesses:

  • New York Times expose on sexism in the umbrella manufacturing industy
  • Letter from his condo board asking him to be erect on his balcony 20% less often, per condo balcony erection bylaws
  • Drama on the new Bravo series Real Housewives of Beirut
  • Naked picture of himself on tumblr, posted by a helpful neighbor across the alley
  • Public service announcement on how cocks are actually supposed to go inside underwear
  • Major sale on candles at Pottery Barn
  • Major sale on hard liquor at Pottery Barn

My bet's on Pottery Barn.

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