Some things have always been in style. Starting with ass. Specifically gay ass. Specifically gay ass worship. Ass needs to be a verb. I want to ass you. Ass me. Let's ass. Ass my face. Ass my ass.
By the way, what the fuck happened to that lamp? I've said it before. Do not put your cigarette out on a lampshade. It's bad form at an ass party. Focus on the ass. Ass that ass. Ass it. Now.
P.S. Bonus points if you can tell me if the floor in the first picture is linoleum or carpet. Unless it's both. So much has changed. Maybe linoleum carpet was a thing.