Top #Selfies of the Week: Super Smooth

Are these guys as super smooth as their super smooth bodies? Super suave? Super seductive? Super market?

Strike market. I'm in the middle of making dinner right now.

And for dinner, I would prefer to sip aperitif while gazing lustfully and wistfully at these fellas.

Maybe if I stare long enough, one of the will tell me what aperitif means.

I would then like to play a game of dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, ass. No real resemblance to duck, duck, goose. Because while a duck is sort of a dick, an ass is not a goose.

You can feel free to put an ass is not a goose on a t-shirt. Both the ass and the goose will be quite pleased to learn the news.

I'm certainly hoping these guys would not be deterred to hang out with someone who is intensely turned on by them. Who may lose a bit of self-control. Which since I have very little to begin with, would take me down to near zero.

Thankfully, I still have my manners. I would definitely clean up after.

Geez, this was supposed to be a G-rated post. What happened?