Top #Selfies of the Week: Odd Man Out Top #Selfies of the Week: Odd Man Out

One of these things is not like the other. One of these things is not the same. If you picked the non-huge dick, you're right. How does he even sleep (and pee) at night with that thing? Someone needs to do a graduate school dissertation on the non-huge. I'm sure Trump University has a degree in non-huge studies. it can fake bestow.

Now let's talk about cocksucking.

Are you a head man? Or a shaft man? Or both or neither? If you're sucking, is it the ridge of the head that does it for you, that gives you that oral satiation? Or is it feeling the length of the shaft slide in and out?

That was our in-depth cocksucking convo. Because it all comes down to "I want to" or "you want to" or "let's do this" or "no" because just because guys are gay doesn't mean each guy wants to suck cock. It can be a neither thing. You don't need a dick in your mouth to call yourself gay.

But it helps.

Now let's get down to the most important question. Do you have the phone number of the guy at top left? And why are you waiting so long to tell me what it is? And don't say it's 555 something because that's fake numbers they use in tv and movies. Including if within a show, they have to have a number written on a bathroom stall wall. And I ought to know. Not because I am a tearoom fella (or cottager I think it's also called), but because I'm good with numbers.

Like cock + mouth = infinity. I love that number. And any part of a man that's double digits.

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