So there's that famous song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" and the only slightly less famous "I Saw Daddy Sucking Santa Claus" (which won a Gospel Music Grammy, right?). And now, we have "I Saw Santa Taking a Naked Selfie" because Santa has a huge sex drive one day a year.
You may have noticed these selfie guys aren't the real Santa. That guy's a Weho bear (which means he's only 10 pounds overweight) with a touch of gray (he's 37). But they are representing the novelty holiday costume situation for the fellas. Okay, I also threw in a shot of two naked guys cavorting and selfying in the winter snow because what could be more Christmas?
And a non-selfie because I could resist. I mean it's a Santa crotch sandwiched by two cute guys. I'm guessing it sort of still is a selfie because the guy that took the picture is also dressed as Santa.
By the way, do you believe in Santa Claus? I kind of do because I believe he is an actual myth. So as a myth, he's him. And he has the power to make guys strip and put on silly holiday gear. What a genius!
And if you have a Santa fetish, you're not alone. Blanche does too.