top selfie of the week

This selfie's got it all: hypnotic tights, intense eyes, clean mirror (people underestimate the importance of a clean canvas), matching bedside lamps and bonus bare feet. There's also a big cock, in case you didn't notice.

What's most interesting is that he's using this as is LinkedIn avatar. Not the whole pic. That would be crazy! Just the cock bursting out of those zebra tights. It should really help him with networking. With gay zebras.

Did you know the camouflage trick of zebras is when in a group, predators can't tell where one zebra starts and the other ends so can't pick a target very well? But in isolation like this specimen, we see what we need to see and know our target very well.

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