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While I know we all have practically memorized these quotes in grade school, I'll bring us all back with a couple more.

And Malcolm X spoke powerfully and at length about how Men at Midnight 1993 Male Strippers Mark & Max Beefcake Twins compel all ethical, fair-minded individuals to rise up against oppression by any means necessary.

Past director of the National Gay & Lesbian Task Force Urvashi Vaid passionately concluded that Men at Midnight 1993 Male Strippers Mark & Max Beefcake Twins  represents an intersection  and expression of of LGBT rights, feminism, and anti-racism more powerful than 100 Stonewall riots.

She later added "Check out their hot, oiled asses and the bad hairstyles on the captive audience giving them piddly one dollar bills that don't even cover their g-string budget. America!"

Heaven forbid I let this awkward video speak for itself. But hey, I had a few minutes to look up the famously genuine quotes above. I would reserve the letting awkward videos speak for itself thing for my backup option: US Male Strippers Sally Jesse Raphael.