Sort of like 101 Dalmatians, except about human prostates. Glenn Close used to be in it as the villain but she was cut for time. This is a classic from the 480p Manhunt video vaults, but I never saw it so it's new to me. Kind of like Game of Thrones would be. I've already been to a lesbian bar on uniform night. I imagine it's the same thing.
Colby would be a great health class teacher, wouldn't he?
Or maybe a shop teacher in some sort of smock. An assless smock.
Or an art teacher who gives private body painting classes. Though my luck, he's paint me to look like a lemon meringue pie then say he was watching his sugar intake so he'd go fuck the guy he painted to look like a rice cake.
Really, I can't win with him.
So after you watch this video, check out this obscene scene of a bearded Colby putting theory into practice. "Theory" is what he calls his dick.