The establishment gay internet is obsessed with posting endearing same sex wedding proposals, preferably if they involved huge production numbers. I am obsessed with this same sex couple choosing to have a shared bachelor party, right down to the lap dancer. Now when will this pair get on Ellen and win a dream vacation? Oh hell, when will this trio get on Ellen and win a dream vacation? Because a vacation is meaningless without a shameless cowboy gym rat lap dancer in tow.
Warning: If you're offended by the U.S. flag getting dick all over it, then watch this video anyway and enjoy being offended.
And by the way, where the hell are they? A community college conference room? Sexy!