shiny ass

Look at this guy's shiny shiny ass. Its smooth silver sheen makes me want to have sex with a smooth silver robot. Because this guy is a smooth silver robot. I want this to be his actual ass, not spandex. Liquid metal flesh to worship. The only acceptable way for him to break the illusion that this is his actual silver skin is for him to peel it off and make me do his laundry. Yeah, that would work.

This has been a National Muscle Worship Day celebration post. Learn more about National Muscle Worship Day by staring at the biggest bodybuilder at your gym until he makes you do stuff he wants you to do.

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