The gym selfie has reached maximum cultural exposure. Here's how to take it to the next level, fellas.
- Allow yourself to be caught mid-selfie, boner and all. The reaction of the unwitting photobomber will be priceless. And hopefully worth it when he reports you to management and you get kicked out of the gym.
- Allow yourself to be caught mid-selfie, boner and all. The reaction of the unwitting photobomber will be priceless. And hopefully worth it when he reports you to management and the hunky manager takes you into his private office, gives you a free, lifetime membership, and ejaculates on your back after fucking you for 47 minutes.
- Trend Alert: Usies. That's right "us"-ies as in group selfies. I didn't make up that word. If I had I would have spelled it "ussy" for obvious reasons. Can you get several of your pals to all the way strip or partially strip in the locker room and take a group shot?
- Wishful Thinking: While on the workout floor, whip out your hard cock and take a picture of you and that special eager cocksucker mid-suck. Muscle-flashing gym floor selfies (or mirror shots) are not enough. We need some type of penetration.
- Put your underwear in your mouth while you snap the selfie. Oh wait, a guy did that. See above. Yay! He wins.
Here's a couple of hunky muscle daddies doing their thing while shocked inanimate metal lockers watch. Let it inspire your first usie. Just don't strain your muscles trying to get you and your buddy in the shot. Or skip the usie and selfie all over yourself.