Public Exposure: Playing Naked

Being naked is fun. And if you're like me, it's especially fun to be a naked bottom. By which I mean being on the receiving end of seeing naked guys, their naked, exposed bodies penetrating my mind. 

That's probably not the naked bottom thing you were thinking. Though I suppose they could coexist. Just probably not handcuffed to a tree in public.

Because what did the tree ever do to deserve that? It's not like trees subscribe to the Naked Bondage Bottom of the Month Club and each month a different bottom is bound to the tree. Because what tree could afford that?

Maybe the fancy maple syrup trees treat themselves to that after a particularly successful sap tapping. But really the naked bottom here is most likely the guy getting his pants pulled off while he's on his back on the pavement. 

Which is a solid look. And it seems like Coke has paid for product placement. They're trying to appeal to the naked ass market. They can't fool me. I'll just have a smile thanks and skip the junk food. Besides, I need to power up with real nutrients to keep up with these on the go, partying naked guys. 

Maybe they can teach me the secrets to public nudity. Which I think consist of a fake ID in case you get arrested. I wonder if that's how the guy got handcuffed to the tree.