Public Exposure: Nude First, Ask Questions Later

8 Dec 2016

Public Exposure: Nude First, Ask Questions Later

Where haven't nude men been? Besides the moon. And that's only because of that pesky outer space dress code. Though some flasher will find a way.

I tend not to spend a lot of time in outer space, or, more locally to our planet, highways. So I'm not sure how folks react to seeing a nude guy by the side of the road. Since they're going fast, probably not much. Unless they choose to stop. 

Truck drivers have been known for their dalliances. And fuzzy, scented dice.

Public Exposure: Nude First, Ask Questions Later

The bold naked stroll is everything it promises. Bold because what the fuck. Naked because obviously. And stroll because running while naked could mean having to jaywalk. And you don't want to be fined for jaywalking. Because naked guys in public are notorious sticklers for the law.

But really it's because a stroll affords onlookers plenty of time to view and react. And you can't have an exhibitionist without an audience. Well you could but it breaks the laws of physics.

So keep your eyes open for flashers. And your pants down if you are one.