Public Exposure: Good Time Guys

If you're the roommate of a guy who's going out to expose himself in public, what do you say? "Have a dick-wagging, dick-sucking good time, buddy!" 

Or maybe just a simple "Call me if you need to get bailed out, buddy!"

Or if you're lucky, maybe he'll invite you along to take a picture of him doing his thing. Remind me to add that to my ideal roommate list of requirements, along with "does my laundry and dishes and cleans sink after shaving."

Plus maybe "sticks his dick in my mouth while in public" would be a good quality to look for.

I can't figure out the pantsless guy in the grocery store. Full frame shows he's barefoot too. So it's probably a Walmart because they can't refuse service to barefoot people or there goes half their clientele.

Now excuse me while I go get a naked massage from a naked guy on a naked boat. Totally my everyday lifestyle. Obviously. Who are these people?