Public Exposure: Gone Fishing

The sign on his front door reads "Gone Fishing" (right next to a sign saying "And Totally Gone Clothes").

I'm about as big a fan of fishing as fish but since I'm presently above water and not fooled by bait, I will honestly be a fool for his bait. Which is a dreadful pickup line if I were to flirt with him on the open water.

He seems like he'd be into it though. And likely to spring a boner. Boners, beer, and whatever the hell name of that fish is he caught. Patrice? Laverne? Sylvester? That would be a good afternoon for him.

The real person who was having an even better day was whoever was invited to photograph him in his extremely nude nudity. The person who was not having a good day was the gay guy who would have been working at the photo developer shop who would have seen these pictures and had the guy's name and phone number to boot.

There are some cruising downsides to digital photography.

So I'd like to join him at his picnic and on the lake. Just skip the fishing and go right to everything else. Three times.