Putin and the International Olympic Committee are spending late nights chatting on the phone about the design for the gold medal at the upcoming Sochi Hate Olympics. The talk on the street about their girl talk is that this is among the finalists. And if you think I mean some flattened metal version of this person would be stamped onto some flattened metal piece of something that's not a person, you are wrong. Most people who aren't the dictator of Russia are wrong, of course. No, this guy (and perverts like him) would be the actual metal.

Now as for the tradition of posing with one's recently won medal while mock biting it, the athletes will need to be careful. Because this medal is into that and is known to spontaneously ejaculate, especially when exposed in front of a global audience. Aren't the Olympics fun?

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