pez cock

Nothing turns him on more than showing off his nude body to a crowd of Pez dispensers. It's one thing to show off to humans, but to expose oneself to plastic heads of various species, genders, colors and fictional character vs. real person statuses is precum-drippingly exciting. I say real person status because I swear there's an Eleanor Roosevelt Pez dispenser in the background. Alongside a Miss Piggy, George Jetson and Batman.

And in case you didn't notice, he has a huge cock. You're welcome for pointing it out. See what you do is put little candies in it and then flip the cock head up and the candy comes out. In your mouth. In spurts. Probably brush your teeth after. Or have some more candy. Whichever.

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