perfectly camouflaged man

Can you spot the human male in this picture? He can spot you. But good luck finding him among the greenery. Wearing the latest in evolutionary DNA skin and an $8 haircut, this big fella (or is he little? you'll never know!) blends in seamlessly with the bit of forest behind a DeKalb, Illinois strip mall.

Hint: scream "I'll give a blowjob to all currently erect males in a 100 foot radius!" and he'll come out of hiding to pound your face. He didn't get that $8 hairdo for nothing. Well, $9. He tipped the gal at Supercuts.

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