Can you spot the human male in this picture? He can spot you. But good luck finding him among the greenery. Wearing the latest in evolutionary DNA skin and an $8 haircut, this big fella (or is he little? you'll never know!) blends in seamlessly with the bit of forest behind a DeKalb, Illinois strip mall.
Hint: scream "I'll give a blowjob to all currently erect males in a 100 foot radius!" and he'll come out of hiding to pound your face. He didn't get that $8 hairdo for nothing. Well, $9. He tipped the gal at Supercuts.