Everyone knows that this site is all about cock. But what if you're not happy with your own? Or maybe it doesn't always work? Or it curves to the left or right? Well, VICE magazine has filmed a new documentary about our favorite subject (penis! penis! penis!), and it makes for some informative viewing. For example, did you know that more than 30 million men suffer from erectile dysfunction? And that's just in the United States! The most popular form of treatment for ED is the penile implant, and the 10-minute short, titled Reserection: The Penis Implant, gives all the details about how the procedure works.
Paul Perito, a urologist in Miami who specializes in this surgery, explains how an inflatable prosthesis is attached to a small ball that's placed in the nut sack. The patient then pumps the ball to make his dick hard. Dr. Perito calls his clients a "fraternity of men from ages 21 to 92." Together, he and the merry band of doctors he trains to perform the operation (which is often covered by insurance) do their best to provide "happy endings" (pun intended) for these impoverished guys.
The film also touches on Peyronie's disease (curvature of the penis) and how to fix it. And one patient even has his dick amputated (ouch!), and his lawyer is interviewed (lawsuit!). The best moment, though, comes when a skanky exotic dancer whose older husband gets the surgery displays the misspelled tattoo she got in honor of his revitalized endowment. Nothing says "satisfied customer" like a typo!
To watch the Reserection documentary, click here.