penis breach

First Target had that massive data breach this past fall and now this penis breach. And right in the candle aisle of all places! Mr. Candelabra himself, Liberace, would be offended. Or participating. One of the two.

Just beware because if you suck this cock, your personal identity may be stolen. Except if your personal identity is that of a cocksucker or suit fetishist or both, in which case, it will then be a wonderful expression of your personal identity.

Frankly, I'm just impressed that the cock ring has a bit of a stripe on it. Matching the cock ring to the tie is totally a junior executive move. Kudos! This guy is going places. Like in your mouth. Twice. While the security guard watches.


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