Amateur porn can be anything you want it to be. Just ask these nude men who look like you know who. In order:
- One of Blaire's many preppy suitors on The Facts of Life during her time at Langley College. That's post Eastland School for Girls, pre Edna's Edibles burning down. Though it's a mystery how they managed to get his bulge down for filming. Remember, looks like, not actually was.
- I don't watch Mad Men, but isn't this that guy?
- That guy at the gym who has a gay body but doesn't even know it or care plus his nipples are flat and have no sensation but you'll die trying to get them big and sensitive. And he's marketing coordinator of an accounting firm.
- That bike messenger you wish you could see without pants so here you go. Yes, there are still bike messengers in some cities because not everything can be a PDF, for which we are all thankful.
- That guy you had no idea looks like this under his clothes but you secretly hoped. He was in the waiting room at the doctor's office and you let him have that Sexiest Man Alive issue of People magazine because you figured he was in it.