What is this bulge made of? Do you know? I have no clue so I'll have to guess. Several times. Wish me luck! Maybe it's:
- The fist and wig of wannabe heartthrob Jude Law
- 400 tiddlywinks
- Subtlety incarnate
- Magic 8-Ball that always answers "Yes"
- Gluten-free nachos
- Complete Season 3 DVD set of How I Met Your Mother
- Recalled cat toys
- Knock-off "Rolex" watches
- The world's largest sapphire wrapped in yarn for no reason
- Not penis and balls
Definitely it's that last one. Totally not penis and balls. I mean it totally is. I'm confused. Penis and balls do that to me.