Before you pull out that globe, spin it and put your finger on your next vacation destination, you may wish to entertain this idea: a 9 or 12-day Israeli extravaganza with iconic porn impresario Michael Lucas for between 3 and 4000 clams (depending on the length, naturally). You read that right: Michael Lucas, the maker of such classic gay porn fare as "Inside Israel, "Dangerous Liaisons," the "Auditions" series and, of course his controversially-titled opus, "La Dolce Vita," is returning to the land of the sodomites with 20 of his closest friends (read: their credit cards swiped successfully) for a vacation that they will never forget:
"It is no secret that Israel is one of my favorite places in the entire world, and I travel there at least twice every year to visit my favorite parties, restaurants, historical monuments, beaches, resorts, and most importantly, all of the close friends and wonderful people I have met throughout the course of my travels."
From the homosexualishness of Tel Aviv to the Red Sea (the two quarts left of it) to a city named Eilat - where a colony of gay dolphins are secretly training for the upcoming gay games in Uganda - to the holy city of Jerusalem, a land of majestic beauty, ancient tales and a caring people. Okay, and really, really really hot guys. Actually, there really are some of the most beautiful men in the world in Israel: Avi Dar, uh hello??
Thing is, you may see them but, if the itinerary is to be believed, you can just fasten your seatbelts, put the lip balm away and brace yourself: Neve Tzedek, Nachalat Benjamin Pedestrian Market, Rotschild Boulevard, Rabin Square, Haifa, Persian Gardens, Safed, the Sea of Galilee, Yad Vashem, the Dead Sea Scrolls, the Hadassah Medical Center and that's just the first hour!
I kid. It's actual the second year Michael is offering the experience, strength and hope of his Israel and if you can, you should go. You must leave a $300 non-refundable deposit if you want to reserve a spot and Michael allows you to break up the total cost into three more affordable bite-size payments. For more information, click here.