Start your day off right with new Cockios. Fortified with vitamins and minerals in the form of semen. Guaranteed to give you that extra jolt of vim and vigor as you venture out into the world. Non-penis shaped breakfast competitors just don't stack up.

Remember, Mr. Kellogg started out with a Victorian era anti-masturbation goal for his product line (no, really that's true) so Cockios are a big fuck you to that. Just keep the ejaculations below three before 9 a.m., otherwise you may pass out before you make it to the office.

This is where I point out that the huge cock below is not fully hard. Fuck.

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