Kink Spotlight: Silver Daddies

When someone is old enough to know who they are deep down, they shouldn't super mind being utterly objectified for also happening to be a silver daddy. Or silver fox. Or silver giraffe.

Probably not silver giraffe. Probably nobody is a silver giraffe. But if a guy were a silver giraffe, I bet he'd look good. Long tongue. Silver on silver fur patterns. Vegetarian. All excellent qualities.

Salt and pepper has some silver in it so it counts too. Including when a guy's chest hair has effectively a streak of silver. Very inadvertently high fashion. As compared to a good old bulge, which is very directly low fashion. I like low things. Balls. IQs. Self-esteem.

It's been a long time since I actually had a preconceived notion of who one of these guys is based on appearance. Sure, I like the idea of someone confident and established. But really if they take themselves too seriously in their on-paper popular role, then whatever.

But on the positive front, if you're wondering what a guy will look like when he's older, just meet him when he's older. No surprises. Except when his balls drop another inch. Which I look at as a positive. Though it may require a thicker toilet seat at some point.

I'm going to go climb in bed with an imaginary silver fox now. I guess we'll do crossword puzzles together or something.

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