Kink Spotlight: Curved Cock

This is one of those if you're into it, you're happy the guy you're with happens to have a curved cock. But you're not going to set a curved-cocks-only rule.

Unless you're super really totally into it as your thing. In that case, pull up a banana cock and join me. Or is is sweet potato cock since those can curve too? Definitely not paper towel roll dick. Those are by definition straight. Which I also appreciate but it's all about the cock curve geometry right now.

I think they're damn desirable because they seem to have a mind of their own. If it's pointing down it really wants to go down your throat. If it's pointing up it really wants to go up your ass and pound your prostate. If it's pointing to the side, by some unproven scientific theory probably the guy jacked off a lot in that direction, holding it just so, and forcing the curve.

And if it's a curlicue, then you're staring at a pig's tail, not a cock.

Some curved cocks are pretty damn locked like that and don't want to be gripped into a straight position. Some are more flexible. And one huge and curved one belongs to certain unnamed celebrity.

Unnamed because I don't know who the celebrity is but I assume among all the worth fucking with hunk celebs, at least one has a huge curved cock.

So here's to him. And to the next curved cock that crosses your path and leaves its mark.