Holy Shit! It's the Fuzz! Holy Shit! It's the Fuzz!

Security officer Jimmy Bullet is patrolling the forest because, I guess, someone's been robbing the Forest People, or harassing Bambi or something. Bullet stumbles across Sebastian Keys and Van Darkholme tying some guy tied to a tree like they do from time to time at Men on Edge. Bullet calls in for back-up: "I have a 72369 in progress." I'm pretty sure he's rambling off random numbers because when I google 72369, all I find are weather reports and foreclosed houses for sale in Oneida, Arkansas, zip code 72369.

Like any good security officer, Bullet doesn't wait for back-up -- I'm pretty sure it'll take them a while to tromp through the forest anyway -- and he rushes in with: "Hey! Stop that perversion! This is the law." Sebastian spots Bullet with his gun aiming right at them. "Holy shit! It's the fuzz! Let's get out of here." He and Darkholme take off leaving their prisoner tied to the tree. (Make sure you watch Van Darkholme, he's not the best runner and almost knocks himself out on another tree.)

Sebastian and Van hear Officer Bullet bellowing and return to find him hanging from their net trap. Why do people in these predicaments always scream orders at their captors? The boys rip open Bullet's trousers, and while one works his dick, the other gags him with his cock. "Shut the fuck up!" Sebastian grunts. After Bullet settles down, he gets a little break, but seeing Darkholme coming at him with a dildo on a stick, he starts yelling again. Sebastian shuts him up again. This one's going on for a while and I'm betting Bullet's back-up is going to be mighty surprised to find him tied to a tree naked and sporting a cummy cock.

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