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Brrrr! It's cold out. Gotta warm things up with some hot jocks in your brain. Wouldn't you love to spy that muscle jock bent over at his locker, his balls peeking out from between his muscular thighs? Yeah, that totally never happens to me either. But I can dream anyhow.

For 2015, let's take charge of the pornographic fantasy and create some moments for other guys to get off on. So that means you need to bend over at your locker with your balls swinging free and your asshole begging. Strip down and let guys file away your image for future jerkoff sessions. Or maybe when you get back to your locker after taking a shower (a long, hot, naked, nude, clothesless, erect, steamy, nipple stimulating shower like out of some porn movie) you'll find a guy's number on a romantic little piece of paper stuck in your locker.

Some other ways to make your everyday life pornographic:

  • Deliver pizza naked to a frat house
  • Dress up as a door-to-door vibrator salesman (or a Mormon, same thing)
  • Suck off your prospective boss at a job interview, right after he asks you your strengths
  • Get painfully fucked by your prospective boss at a job interview, right after he asks you your weaknesses
  • Ejaculate on the face of your prospective boss at a job interview, right after he asks you to

Well, maybe it's best to just imagine these things and leave the pornography to professionals. Cock hungry, permahard professionals.


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