See there's this guy who invented his own massage technique. He's somewhere in Asia at some hippie dippy retreat center massage studio place so don't look for him on one of myriad masseur finder sites. But you can watch him maintain a completely clinical, objective tone while creating what can only be described as jack off material. I dare you not to get hard as he says "I'm going deeper into the glutes." And careful, you may end up going to a masseur after you watch this. But remember, any touch on the body is sensual. Forget the happy ending. Massage in general feels good.
P.S. If there's any area of your body you want me to pay extra attention to, just let me know. I'm here to make you feel good.