No, I wasn't looking for a ball lotion when browsing Amazon but it did come up as a suggested product for some reason. Maybe it was that time I bought tennis balls and a ginger body butter? Or that time I bought golf balls and a grapefruit body butter? Or that time I bought two grapefruits and a liter of semen?
Now take it away with your review, Mr. Thomas J. Kelly. And let's all recognize this is an Amazon Verified Purchase so he really bought this stuff. Now that's a commitment to comedy. He's a regular Phyllis Diller, except her balls were self-lubricating.