And Dino likes to watch. Bedrock is a den of depravity. With cars powered by bare feet (meaning Stone Age Detroit is run by foot fetishists) and underwear not having been invented yet, the world of Fred Flintstone is seriously fucked up. So when this modern day fag (his word not mine) chose to time jump here, he got his ass tore up as he screamed "yabba dabba yabba dabba yabba dabba." He never made it to "do." Twinks don't last long in Bedrock.
Written by Noah