Just as reality TV hits new lows on the small screen (see: any city where the Real Housewives reside), the porn world comes to the rescue with Season 2 of So You Think You Can Fuck. Director and creator Dominic Ford has put together another group of studs to compete in the online reality show--and not for a mirror-ball trophy, but for the title of America's favorite porn star. Episode 3 of the returning series finds the eager contestants filming a 20-second commercial for sponsor Pjur lubricant. Yes, they need to speak! Though some of the guys stumble and grasp for the next line, shaved-head hottie Mitch Vaughn nails it and ends up winning the competition (and 1,000 extra votes, which might come in handy in the final round). But it's the second half of the episode that will more likely interest viewers. Adorable twink Jarett Fox is paired with tattooed hunk Rick McCoy for a laundry room scenario that gets high scores from the team of expert judges. They especially like how McCoy turns out to be an aggressive top, grabbing Fox's jockstrap and riding him in the end. (Although one of the four judges seems to have a problem with how pale Rick is. Hey, with a bod like that, who gives a fuck?) As always, host Matthew Rush could charm the pants off any wannabe porn star. Stay tuned for more realness!