Flashback: The Art of Dick and Ass

Dick and Ass are great artists. Right up there with Mona and Lisa. I think the art movement Dick and Ass were a part of was Penile Expressionism. And Abstract Analism.

Or I would totally be sure about this if I'd ever taken an art history class. Though I figure vintage gay porn is pretty much all that's worth studying. Because you learn so damn much.

Like how to jack off in vintage gay porn. And also how to jack off to vintage gay porn. And also what furniture you wish you'd bought for $10 back in 1973.

I do know that the whole classic Greek statue look could elevate something from illegal smut to high-end, acceptable smut. Though asshole flashing would bring it all right down again to the gutter.

The porn gutter is so fun though.

Now the art class isn't inherently sexual at all. It's very important to understand the male form is the male form. Sexual context is independent. Though I can't hep but imagine being the naked person in a room full of creative, talented and handsome guys. So much can happen after class.

Or during the teacher requests a bent over asshole exposing pose. Art teachers tend to be fun like that.

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