Flashback: Pick Up Lines

Imagine the pick up lines you'd try on each of these guys. Now don't assume because they're naked sluts (a term of endearment) that they're easy. It would still take a smooth talker to get each one in a compromising position when he's off the clock.

For the guy on his back on the mattress, perhaps a simple: "Hey, if I buy you sheets, will you go out to the movies with me then go back to your place to destroy your new sheets with sex?"

For the guy plugging the mouth of the guy on the mattress, I'd say, "One day the man whose face you're fucking will tire of you. And when that day, or minute, comes, know that I'll be waiting for you. Love me!"

Then for the rest, starting at top left:

"You must work out a lot. Good job at working out. Can I look at you in the mirror while you look at yourself in the mirror?"
"Be my human Fleshjack, darling." Though that wasn't invented at the time, so go with "mouth hole" instead of Fleshjack.
I'm scared of the shiny guy with the tan line. So probably just a "How much?"
I don't want to interrupt the guys fucking while standing up. So I'd just slip my calling card in their jeans pockets that are currently crumpled up on the floor.
Next one, I'd just make a gagging sound and point to my mouth. That would say it all.
Last one, I'd buy him a tuxedo in which I'd have cut out holes for his dick and ass. Then we'd have a formal evening of me begging for sex and him aggressively responding (hopefully with mutually wonderful sex). Or he'd tell me to fuck off, which also tends to be effective.

Clearly, I'm a romantic.

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