Flashback: Nudity for Fun and Profit

All of these guys had probably super dull day jobs. Except for the very top tier of physique models who crossed over into sword and sandal B movies (Ed Fury) or into juicer infomercials (Jack LaLanne).

But they also had the muscles, dick and face (or at least 1 out of 3) to earn a few bucks in their nakedness. I'm so glad that the federal minimum wage laws starting in 1938 haven't really ever been equitable. Otherwise some of these guys might not have taken their clothes off on camera.

Now where's the button for the sarcasm emoji?

I am suspecting or just imagining that the two biggest-dicked guys in this group may have had some clients they spent time with and were therefore compensated solely for their time, nothing else. Definitely not slapping a guy in the face with one's big dick. Or slapping a guy in the face with one's big dick again.

And I'm suspecting the frolicking beach guys as being, how to say this, horny lifeguards on their coffee break.

Sometimes it's best to let the fantasy blur into reality. Because probably they were community college students studying some field rendered irrelevant by technology. Well, at least they always have frolicking to fall back on.

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