Flashback: It's All About the Sucking Mask

We can pretend to care deeply about the other vintage shots here (and they are worthy of adoration for their stark homosexuality). But really it's all about the SUCKING MASK. So since the photo isn't big enough to reveal all the lovely text about it, here you go, with my commentary in brackets:

"The latest sex-item [who knew this was hyphenated?], and one which combines fantasy with feeling [so do the Muppets], is the SUCKING MASK. It is a full life-sized replica of a man's face [before Silence of the Lambs], moulded [the past participle of "mold"] from soft, fleshy skin-colored [whose skin color?!] rubber."

But wait, there's more.

"It is equipped with a stretching mouth which will encircle the erect penis of any size, and a throat which will hold the penis snuggly [snuggly totally does not have a double g]. To get the most desirable results [meet a real man with a real mouth], the user should lubricate his penis and the mouth of the device [thanks for specifying you mean the mouth of the device because there are so many dry rubber mouths and you have to be clear which to lubricate] before insertion."

"The mask uses the principle of suction and stimulation [how Archimedes] because as the penis is worked in and out of the mouth [should have said "as you work your penis in and out" to make it more personal], it usually  doesn't take long [unless you're stressed from getting laid off due to your manufacturing job going to an early robot] for it to bring about a shattering orgasm!"

"Watching the mouth suck you off [it does not move itself] can add considerable excitement [highly subjective phrasing] to this new [fucking a hole was not new] form of masturbation!"

"To order your mask, see page 13."

Go ahead. See page 13. Though I'm not sure where page 13 is online so good luck.