Flashback: Giving You Ideas

11 Feb 2017

Flashback: Giving You Ideas

Now you know what kind of carpet to get if you're hosting a fiveway. And what carpet you'll throw away immediately after because you'll never get the stains out.

So if you're being frugal about it, have your fiveway at a carpet store. Those folks have seen it all. Or at least some of it all.

Flashback: Giving You Ideas

Have you ever fucked around with a guy on the shower room floor? No, right? Because that would hurt. But when the adrenaline is flowing, maybe not so much.

That's what 24 Hour Fitness is basically for at this point. So make sure to ask about their fuck specials when you tour the club. While they may throw you out of the tour, the sale person may give you his number. So it's win win. Because you don't have to work out there but you get fucked anyway. Which was probably your actual New Year's resolution around fitness anyhow.

What I like most about vintage smut is the naturalness of it. Guys in positions, whether posed or not, that haven't gone through the mill of propriety. The direction was probably like get on the floor and fuck. And fucking happened.

Probably a bit of a myth as to an extent it was all posed. It's just that what informed the poses was not as scientific. Plus I always like the fact that these guys didn't foresee the internet and that this stuff would see the light of day again. Unless one of them was a student at MIT and doing porn on the side. Which would basically be my dream guy.

Happy Valentine's Day 1975.