It's time for the contestants to get wild in Episode 3 of the new season of So You Think You Can Fuck. The Wild, Wild West challenge finds the teams creating the setup for a porn scene, proving that porn stars can write trite, predictable dialogue just as easily as porn producers and directors! The Red Team (Trenton Ducati, Armond Rizzo and Bryce Evans) comes up with "The Feed Store" plot in which Trenton needs help with his "loads," while the Blue Team (Tommy Defendi, Landon Conrad and Vance Crawford) offers "The Fur Trader," which at least gets Tommy and Landon to show their hairy chests as Vance hopes for a few more scraggly hairs on his. Once the winner is decided, Bryce and Vance mosey off for a flip-flop fuck on the Wild West set.
This pairing starts in the pouring rain, which is kinda romantic if you like your cocksucking on the damp side. Soon, the guys move inside to a cabin, where Evans offers an energetic blowjob before getting banged by Crawford. Eventually, Vance rides Bryce cowboy-style, but there doesn't seem to be a lot of chemistry here, unlike in last week's episode. Even physically, this feels like a mismatch, despite the similar tattoos. Bryce looks like the tanned, muscled, blond-tipped prototype for a gay porn star while Vance is more of an average, everyday guy you'd meet at a mall in Florida. And the judges don't seem especially impressed with the scene either, calling it "basic" and saying neither model "blew them away." Moderator Scotty B, ever the optimist, sees potential in Vance, but he might be alone in that.
But somebody's got to win this 10-week series! As always, the teams gain points for winning the group challenges, but fans have a say in who takes the big prize by voting online. The winner will be named in a live finale at Revolver in West Hollywood on April 30. You can cast your vote at SYTFCF.