Daddy Situation could be the name of a terrible indie band. Or an adult site for adult male homosexual eyes only (and for the substantial number of lesbians into gay porn). Or it could be what happens when this Ned Flanders-esque guy buys underwear and shorts in the mail (or the mall) and gets trigger happy with his camera. An aged, post-church Ned Flanders, that is.
We have a daddy situation, folks. Everybody step back while I radio for assistance. That dickhead is caught in a net.